Choose Your Opponent
Would you prefer the pedant, the philosopher, or the man who just shouts “NO IT ISN’T”?
Argument style (optional)
(Surprise me)
Socratic (answer every question with a question)
Devil’s Advocate (argue the opposite for fun)
Steelman (make the other side sound smarter)
Roast (PG-13 zingers only)
Formal debate (monocles and Latin phrases encouraged)
Contradiction (just say “No it isn’t” repeatedly)
Pedantic nitpicking (correct their grammar mid-sentence)
Pub style (loud, passionate, slightly incoherent)
Lawyerly (object to everything, even the tea round)
Shakespearean (deliver your points as tragic soliloquies)
Silent mime argument (lots of hand gestures, no words)
Tone (optional)
(Dealer’s choice)
Polite (smile while disagreeing)
Direct (cut to the chase)
Spicy (extra hot takes)
Passive-aggressive (agree while sighing loudly)
Sarcastic (say the opposite of what you mean)
Deadpan (deliver absurdity with a straight face)
Cheerfully furious (smile wider as you argue harder)
Melodramatic (weep openly over trivial points)
Bureaucratic (bury them in forms and red tape)
Shouty whisper (technically quiet, emotionally deafening)
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Context (optional)
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